Short Reviews of Lifestyle Clubs and Swinger Hotels in Mexico City and Around from the perspective of a Mexican Kinky Couple

Swinger Clubs in Mexico City and Nearby Areas

We are an adventurous Mexican couple in our starting our forties, and after a long time of visiting lifestyle clubs it seemed like a good idea to publish in our blog Jardín de Adultos, a guide that could be helpful for new swingers. A recent trip abroad made us think that couples visiting our city could appreciate an English version of the already famous guide. So if you are lucky enough to travel to Mexico City, and are looking to explore our swinging world, help yourself into our general review. Should you have any further questions or you want to add something, feel free to mail us or to comment this entry. And if anyone asks you how you got to a specific venue you may tell them you found it at MARIANA and DIEGO'S blog.

Keep in mind that this guide is written from a personal perspective, so  enjoy your trip and judge by yourselves. We hope you like our...

Short guide to the best bars, clubs, and other places for swingers and open-minded couples in Mexico City.

Places appear in the order of our own preference.
Last update: January 2018





Hotel para parejas en Alpuyeca, Morelos

El Pistache 

Couples only Boutique Hotel

Ok, this is not a Club and it is not at CDMX, but if you are planning to spend the whole weekend in the city, El Pistache is a definite must try.

Zona: Alpuyeca, Morelos (One hour and a half to two hour driver from Mexico City)

Facilities:

      The weather of this area is a luxury on its own. A couple of enthusiastic entrepreneurs built a 14 bedroom dream with a swimming pool, some jacuzzis and a beautiful garden. El Pistache is one of a kind, and elegantly mixes the best of two worlds: first level hospitality and a liberal, relaxed and adventurous environment. The estate is quite big in comparison with the number of guests it caters for, however, life at Pistache happens around the main hot tub (the other two are in the privacy of the master suites). It is an open air space, wisely secluded from external peeping.  There you can sun bathe au naturel, read, chat, or, if everything goes well, play in couple or with other couples. The lunch room is spacious, serving meals fixed with love and gusto, which are  included in the price of the room. It features long group tables that work perfectly to enhance conversations that often lead to good friendships and else.

Atmosphere:

     Among the lifestylers, El Pistache holds a special place. It is a Mexican elite favorite and its fame often attracts visitors from other countries. Most of its's success is due to the extreme attention its hosts place on details. They are a warm and welcoming couple actively concerned with everything being on its right place. Days go bay in calm and quiet, and what happens at night depends on the visitors desires. Every night is different because no one tries to force anything, so the relations among couples happen in a comfortable and natural manner. 


The upside:

     Pretty much everything. El Pistache is one of our favorite places and that is why we would never stop saying nice things about it. The food is good and assorted. The owners are the best, and the staff is professional and devoted. Ileana a treasure among the hospitality industry and we really hope she continues there until Mariana and I get old and can't go there anymore. 

The downside:

     For us, nothing can be against this place. Anyway, some people had told us that the quality of the included alcoholic beverages doesn't meet their standards. Also, that the meals schedule could be uncomfortable.



Mariana's grade: 10
Diego's grade:10


One of our stories: De la noche y el agua




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Bar SW Dreams en México D.F.

Dreams

Swinger's Club

Area: Álvaro Obregón


Facilities:

With its latest change of venue (May 2015) Dreams can brag about having the best facilities in Mexico City. It is a large venue styled with a 90's taste. Robotic lights, black walls and an illuminated dance floor. As with European clubs, it features sauna, showers and dressing rooms. The playroom (playrooms?) is big with many interesting corners and surprises to explore (vouyer rooms, french walls, etc...) At the end there is a private area with four rooms for the exclusive use of membership holders. They have restaurant service until 11:00 p.m and saldad and pasta bar open all night.
     
Atmosphere:

Most of the women guests are very attractive, men no so much. Anyway, that the usual thing everywhere. Most people are older than thirty five. And the mall that houses this club has a safe parking lot. Foreigners may find hard to ask taxi drivers to get them there, but asking the GPS for the Starbucks at Exhibimex will get you quite close. Security staff will check you SDC's screen name, take cash for your cover and welcome you. As for the rest, it is not much different from any other club with a nice vibe and dj loud music. Almost every customer enjoys a night in a very good mood. Unless it is a special party, there aren's any shows, integration activities, or any sort of professional fun maker. Having or not a good time is complete responsibility of each couple. Drink are sold by the menu and they are not cheap.

The upside:

     Dreams is a club that lives and learns and one should give them credit for that. They have manage to listen to criticism and suggestions and to find ways to improve. They take credit cards (not for the cover or the parking, though)

The downside:

       With every time we visit them, there are fewer and fewer things that we dislike. This time is was the not whatsoever flattering black light in the playroom. The music is very loud, to my standtards, but then again, I am no one to judge it. Several costumers had told us that the hosts are not very good at attending their costumers and that the crowd is hard to mingle with. 

Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 9

One of our stories: El más nuevo, nuevo Dreams


Info: To contact Dreams it is a requirement to be a member of SDC

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Club swinger Ciudad satélite, Púrpura, Lipstick


Púrpura, Love - Lounge

Swingers Bar

Area: Satélite


Facilities:

The venue is quite large and well adapted with some coutre-fun details such as a disco ball collection in the dj's cabin. The main room allows everyone to look at the incoming crowd in search for possible candidate couples. On the back, the there is a large hall for smoking that has been, at least for us, a good space for flirting and hunting. Some other areas can be open if the amount of guests calls for it. The playroom is very small and nothing close to comfortable, yet the owner promises to improve this soon.

Atmosphere:
    
       The vibe of this place changes a lot from one day to another depending on the guests couples. The club's main strategy has been hiring several twitter-notorious couples to attract their followers base. They also work as hosts and attend visitors, usually resulting in a large varied crowd. 

The upside:
       
      Service is its best feature. Manolo is always attentive and takes good care that everything is in place. Staff, in general is very polite. Usually there is enough people as to make a good match with, at least, one couple.
     
The downside:
        The absurdity of Estado de México's laws forces Púrpura to have the most uncomfortable playroom of the world.
    
Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 8



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Antro Swinger Coliseum en México D.F.

Coliseum

Swingers Bar

Area: Cuauhtémoc

Facilities:

     Located in a fancy manor close to Avenida Reforma, the venue itself is unbeatable. Style and light are not its best feature and the dignified construction seems a bit unappreciated due to the various common places of nightlife. Playrooms are lofty and the owners figured out ways of giving them a playful look. In the main room, tables are fixed to the floor around the dance floor, so everybody can look at the same spot.

Atmosphere:

     The club's schedule is firm. There's a time to drink, and another time to dance. There's a time to watch the live sex show and finally, a time to have sex inside the playrooms.      

The upside:

     The owners are terrific people. The playroom is very nice and the service is quite good.
     
The downside:

      We are not very much into strippers or live sex. We would rather like more time for playing and for watching others play.

Mariana's  grade: 7
Diego's grade: 8

One of our stories: Con amiguitos en Coliseum
WebColiseum 
Twitter: @ClubColiseumSW

Swinger Hedonism Club pirvado San Ángel


Hedonism

Swingers Bar

Area: San Angel


Facilities:

It is a very small place properly set up and in a terrific area of the city. The first floor has a night club vibe in black and red. Tall tables and a couches lined up with the walls give a nice sense of variety. There is a small stage with a pole where, usually some sort of show is presented.  It has two playrooms, one is very small and totally dark, and the other one, located upstairs, features a nice transparent floor so all the activity can be seen from the main room below.

Atmosphere:

     The night passes by without further surprises. Customers are good looking, but still few. Anyway, the place is warm and cozy. Hedonism is the newest club in town and so building reputation  reputation and customers base will probably be challenging. A fun challenge, but still a challenge.
      
The upside:

        Service. It may be luck, but we had a very nice waitress that made the night for us. Besides, the amount of available staff in relation with the size makes the service very attentive and professional.

The downside:

     The place is small and still with very few couples. The owners promise to make it larger as the demand keeps growing. We will see.      

Mariana's grade: 7
Diegos's grade 8


Info: @HEDONISM_SW

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Club swinger Lupita Roma, Ciudad de México, DF

Lupita Roma

Club SW

Zona: Venustiano Carranza

Instalaciones:

     En la planta baja de un local claramente señalizado se abre un espacio amplio y con un sabor como de otros tiempos. Da la impresión de ser una casa a la que le hubieran sustituido los muebles por sillas y mesas de alquiler para armar una fiesta doméstica. En el salón principal hay reservado una "área de fantasías", que es como le llaman a un gran playroom dividido de la fiesta sólo por cortinas de gaza. Cuando la fiesta se pone buena, esa zona queda casi en la penumbra total. Al otro lado del salón hay otro cuarto oscuro más oscuro  y sin muebles en donde, si se quiere, es posible follar de pie. Es claramente un sitio sin mayores pretensiones de diseño que busca remontarse a la época en la que la gente se divertía con otras parejas sin necesidad de creativas decoraciones.

Ambiente:

      A Lupita Roma, lo que le sobra es alma, tradición y muchas historias. Uno debería entender este lugar como la casa de una mujer que fue protagonista del nacimiento del movimiento swinger mexicano y eso la dota de años de experiencia en el arte de entretener a la gente. Hay, por supuesto, show de strippers y de sexo en vivo, pero más allá de eso hay una intención lograda por que la gente lo pase bien. Los asistentes bailan salsas con entusiasmo y los playrooms están a llenos.

A favor:

     La dueña del lugar es una personalidad y es de lo más simpática. Sus dos hijos, claramente producto de otra generación, tienen buenas ideas y trabajan duro por conducir el lugar hacia nuevos rumbos.

En contra:

      La zona no es especialmente segura y el ambiente general del sitio dista mucho del refinamiento que la gente busca hoy en día. 

Mariana califica: 8
Diego califica: 8

Nuestra historia: 



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SQ, Club swinger en México para parejas E.V.A.

SQ

Fiestas swinger

Zona: Santa Fé

Información general:

Nosotros fuimos a SQ hace mucho tiempo, y desde entonces han cambiado algunas veces de sede. Ahora, hacen fiestas y albercadas en la suite de un hotel. Desde entonces, poco o nada sabemos sobre sus operaciones.


Calificación de Mariana: 6
Calificación de Diego: 7
Sitio web del club: http://paraisosq.com


Casa SW, Fiestas SW en México D.F.


Casa Swinger

Club swinger


Zona: Miguel Hidalgo


Ambiente:

Casa Swinger se parece mucho a su página web: es estridente y abigarrado. Es el club que más actividad tiene en el distrito federal, ya que abre de miércoles a sábado aunque sólo los sábados son exclusivos para parejas. Hay mucho de todo, y sus reuniones son concurridas. Este club depende mucho de sus actividades, shows, dinámicas de integración y juegos. Para algunas personas, incluso puede ser un ambiente intimidante, intrusivo, tal vez. 

A favor:
Es un sitio muy concurrido

En contra:
Demasiados hombres sólos en los playrooms,incluso en las noches de parejas. El personal, aunque bien intencionado, no siempre tiene los mejores modales.

Mariana califica:5
Diego califica: 6

Sitio web del club: http://www.casaswinger.com.mx/




El Club SW, antes Club SW de Pedro López, un famoso club swinger de México

Club SW (Pedro López)

Antro swinger

Zona: Cuauhtémoc

Lugar:

Este club swinger dio origen, en buena medida al movimento sw en México. Ha pasado mucho tiempo desde sus años de gloria, y también ha pasado mucho desde la última vez que fuimos. El célebre Club SW, salió ya de nuestra esfera de atención, y es poco probable que volvamos. Reseñarlo con la experiencia que adquirimos en nuestras primeras visitas sería faltar a la verdad. Guiarnos, en cambio,  por los rumores y los comentarios de parejas conocidas sería, un poco, ser injustos con este hito de la Ciudad de México.

Nuestra historia: El Club SW de Pedro
Sitio web del club: http://www.clubsw.com.mx




Cine en México para parejas swinger

Cine Erotika

Cine XXX con sala VIP para parejas swinger

El cine Erotika Río es una de esas experiencias con las que se puede vivir, sin haber tenido. Recién lo abrieron, a Mariana y a mí nos gustaba. Había poca gente y el espacio estaba nuevo y cómodo. Después, poco a poco, y como todo, fue llenándose de personas (no muy lindas), y deteriorándose. Dejamos de ir cuando la higiene del cine empezaba a parecer, cada vez más, un tema de salud pública. Ahora es un lindo recuerdo de nuestras travesuras, pero ya no lo recomendaríamos a nadie.


Calificación de Mariana: 0
Calificación de Diego:4


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