Short Reviews of Lifestyle Clubs and Swinger Hotels in Mexico City and Around from the perspective of a Mexican Kinky Couple

Swinger Clubs in Mexico City and Nearby Areas

We are an adventurous Mexican couple in our starting our forties, and after a long time of visiting lifestyle clubs it seemed like a good idea to publish in our blog Jardín de Adultos, a guide that could be helpful for new swingers. A recent trip abroad made us think that couples visiting our city could appreciate an English version of the already famous guide. So if you are lucky enough to travel to Mexico City, and are looking to explore our swinging world, help yourself into our general review. Should you have any further questions or you want to add something, feel free to mail us or to comment this entry. And if anyone asks you how you got to a specific venue you may tell them you found it at MARIANA and DIEGO'S blog.

Keep in mind that this guide is written from a personal perspective, so  enjoy your trip and judge by yourselves. We hope you like our...

Short guide to the best bars, clubs, and other places for swingers and open-minded couples in Mexico City.

Places appear in the order of our own preference.
Last update: January 2018





Hotel para parejas en Alpuyeca, Morelos

El Pistache 

Couples only Boutique Hotel

Ok, this is not a Club and it is not at CDMX, but if you are planning to spend the whole weekend in the city, El Pistache is a definite must try.

Zona: Alpuyeca, Morelos (One hour and a half to two hour driver from Mexico City)

Facilities:

      The weather of this area is a luxury on its own. A couple of enthusiastic entrepreneurs built a 14 bedroom dream with a swimming pool, some jacuzzis and a beautiful garden. El Pistache is one of a kind, and elegantly mixes the best of two worlds: first level hospitality and a liberal, relaxed and adventurous environment. The estate is quite big in comparison with the number of guests it caters for, however, life at Pistache happens around the main hot tub (the other two are in the privacy of the master suites). It is an open air space, wisely secluded from external peeping.  There you can sun bathe au naturel, read, chat, or, if everything goes well, play in couple or with other couples. The lunch room is spacious, serving meals fixed with love and gusto, which are  included in the price of the room. It features long group tables that work perfectly to enhance conversations that often lead to good friendships and else.

Atmosphere:

     Among the lifestylers, El Pistache holds a special place. It is a Mexican elite favorite and its fame often attracts visitors from other countries. Most of its's success is due to the extreme attention its hosts place on details. They are a warm and welcoming couple actively concerned with everything being on its right place. Days go bay in calm and quiet, and what happens at night depends on the visitors desires. Every night is different because no one tries to force anything, so the relations among couples happen in a comfortable and natural manner. 


The upside:

     Pretty much everything. El Pistache is one of our favorite places and that is why we would never stop saying nice things about it. The food is good and assorted. The owners are the best, and the staff is professional and devoted. Ileana a treasure among the hospitality industry and we really hope she continues there until Mariana and I get old and can't go there anymore. 

The downside:

     For us, nothing can be against this place. Anyway, some people had told us that the quality of the included alcoholic beverages doesn't meet their standards. Also, that the meals schedule could be uncomfortable.



Mariana's grade: 10
Diego's grade:10


One of our stories: De la noche y el agua




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Bar SW Dreams en México D.F.

Dreams

Swinger's Club

Area: Álvaro Obregón


Facilities:

With its latest change of venue (May 2015) Dreams can brag about having the best facilities in Mexico City. It is a large venue styled with a 90's taste. Robotic lights, black walls and an illuminated dance floor. As with European clubs, it features sauna, showers and dressing rooms. The playroom (playrooms?) is big with many interesting corners and surprises to explore (vouyer rooms, french walls, etc...) At the end there is a private area with four rooms for the exclusive use of membership holders. They have restaurant service until 11:00 p.m and saldad and pasta bar open all night.
     
Atmosphere:

Most of the women guests are very attractive, men no so much. Anyway, that the usual thing everywhere. Most people are older than thirty five. And the mall that houses this club has a safe parking lot. Foreigners may find hard to ask taxi drivers to get them there, but asking the GPS for the Starbucks at Exhibimex will get you quite close. Security staff will check you SDC's screen name, take cash for your cover and welcome you. As for the rest, it is not much different from any other club with a nice vibe and dj loud music. Almost every customer enjoys a night in a very good mood. Unless it is a special party, there aren's any shows, integration activities, or any sort of professional fun maker. Having or not a good time is complete responsibility of each couple. Drink are sold by the menu and they are not cheap.

The upside:

     Dreams is a club that lives and learns and one should give them credit for that. They have manage to listen to criticism and suggestions and to find ways to improve. They take credit cards (not for the cover or the parking, though)

The downside:

       With every time we visit them, there are fewer and fewer things that we dislike. This time is was the not whatsoever flattering black light in the playroom. The music is very loud, to my standtards, but then again, I am no one to judge it. Several costumers had told us that the hosts are not very good at attending their costumers and that the crowd is hard to mingle with. 

Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 9

One of our stories: El más nuevo, nuevo Dreams


Info: To contact Dreams it is a requirement to be a member of SDC

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Club swinger Ciudad satélite, Púrpura, Lipstick


Púrpura, Love - Lounge

Swingers Bar

Area: Satélite


Facilities:

The venue is quite large and well adapted with some coutre-fun details such as a disco ball collection in the dj's cabin. The main room allows everyone to look at the incoming crowd in search for possible candidate couples. On the back, the there is a large hall for smoking that has been, at least for us, a good space for flirting and hunting. Some other areas can be open if the amount of guests calls for it. The playroom is very small and nothing close to comfortable, yet the owner promises to improve this soon.

Atmosphere:
    
       The vibe of this place changes a lot from one day to another depending on the guests couples. The club's main strategy has been hiring several twitter-notorious couples to attract their followers base. They also work as hosts and attend visitors, usually resulting in a large varied crowd. 

The upside:
       
      Service is its best feature. Manolo is always attentive and takes good care that everything is in place. Staff, in general is very polite. Usually there is enough people as to make a good match with, at least, one couple.
     
The downside:
        The absurdity of Estado de México's laws forces Púrpura to have the most uncomfortable playroom of the world.
    
Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 8



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Antro Swinger Coliseum en México D.F.

Coliseum

Swingers Bar

Area: Cuauhtémoc

Facilities:

     Located in a fancy manor close to Avenida Reforma, the venue itself is unbeatable. Style and light are not its best feature and the dignified construction seems a bit unappreciated due to the various common places of nightlife. Playrooms are lofty and the owners figured out ways of giving them a playful look. In the main room, tables are fixed to the floor around the dance floor, so everybody can look at the same spot.

Atmosphere:

     The club's schedule is firm. There's a time to drink, and another time to dance. There's a time to watch the live sex show and finally, a time to have sex inside the playrooms.      

The upside:

     The owners are terrific people. The playroom is very nice and the service is quite good.
     
The downside:

      We are not very much into strippers or live sex. We would rather like more time for playing and for watching others play.

Mariana's  grade: 7
Diego's grade: 8

One of our stories: Con amiguitos en Coliseum
WebColiseum 
Twitter: @ClubColiseumSW

Swinger Hedonism Club pirvado San Ángel


Hedonism

Swingers Bar

Area: San Angel


Facilities:

It is a very small place properly set up and in a terrific area of the city. The first floor has a night club vibe in black and red. Tall tables and a couches lined up with the walls give a nice sense of variety. There is a small stage with a pole where, usually some sort of show is presented.  It has two playrooms, one is very small and totally dark, and the other one, located upstairs, features a nice transparent floor so all the activity can be seen from the main room below.

Atmosphere:

     The night passes by without further surprises. Customers are good looking, but still few. Anyway, the place is warm and cozy. Hedonism is the newest club in town and so building reputation  reputation and customers base will probably be challenging. A fun challenge, but still a challenge.
      
The upside:

        Service. It may be luck, but we had a very nice waitress that made the night for us. Besides, the amount of available staff in relation with the size makes the service very attentive and professional.

The downside:

     The place is small and still with very few couples. The owners promise to make it larger as the demand keeps growing. We will see.      

Mariana's grade: 7
Diegos's grade 8


Info: @HEDONISM_SW

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Club swinger Lupita Roma, Ciudad de México, DF

Lupita Roma

Swingers Club

Area: Venustiano Carranza


Facilities:

       The ground floor of a venue with clear signboards, holds a lofty space with the taste of another time. It seems as a house where the furniture was removed, and change for rented chairs and tables to throw a party. On the main hall, there is a relatively large area divided with gossamer curtains which is called the "fantasy zone" i.e. the playroom. When the party really starts, this area turns almost dark. On the other side of the hall, there is a darker dark room and without a single piece of furniture where, if desired, people can have standing up sex. It is clearly a place with few design ambitions that looks to recall a time in which people could have fun without a fancy decor.
     
Atmosphere:

       What Lupita Roma has in abundance is tradition and plenty of stories. One must understand this place as the home of a woman who lead the birth and consolidation of the swinging lifestyle in Mexico. Of course, this results in quite a savoir faire in the art of keeping people entertained. There is, obviously, a stripper show and live sex, but beyond that the club accomplishes its goal of making people to have fun. Customers enthusiastically dance salsa and the playrooms are full.
      
The upside:

      The owner of the place is kind o a celebrity and incredibly amiable. Both her sons, clearly belonging to another generation, have good ideas and work hard to take this club to new objectives.     

Against:

      The area is not what we could call "safe" and in general terms, the club is far from the sophistication that the new markets are presently looking for. 

Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 8

Our experience: 



SQ, Club swinger en México para parejas E.V.A.

SQ

Swingers Parties

Area: Santa Fé

General Info:

     We went to SQ a long time ago and, since then, they have had several changes of venue. Now they throw their parties and pool parties in hotel suite. Nowadays, we really know very little about their business. 

Mariana's grad: 6
Club's Website: http://paraisosq.com


Casa SW, Fiestas SW en México D.F.


Casa Swinger

Swingers Club

Area: Miguel Hidalgo


Atmosphere:

You can get a good grasp of what Casa Swinger is looking to their web page: motley and loud. This club is the most active on Mexico City, and opens from Wednesday to Saturday, though only saturdays are "Couples Only". The environment depends a lot on games, integration activities and shows. Some people may consider this intimidating and perhaps, even intruding.

The upside:
The place is very crowded

Against:
Too many single men in the playrooms, even in couples only nights. The staff, though well meant, do not always have the best manners.


Marian's grade:5
Diego's grade: 6

Club's website: http://www.casaswinger.com.mx/


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